So, Perez Hilton has run his mouth for the past five years about everyone from celebrities to politicians to beauty queens. He’s made a living out of saying horrible things about people he doesn’t agree with, drawing clever little “drippings” and phalices on pictures, and inciting other people to do the same. Look at the job he did on Miss California. He asked her a question, didn’t agree with what she had to say, and then went on a witch hunt, calling her everything from a “bitch” to a “cunt”. I’m not defending her stance on gay marriage, I’m just saying that rational human beings, which he clearly is not, do not ask someone a question then go psycho bitch crazy when they don’t like what they get back. But it’s standard Perez blogging and it’s what has landed him in the mess he’s in now.

Well, it was only a matter of time before someone knocked him on his hypocritical ass and it came in the form of Polo Molina, manager for the Black Eyed Peas. Apparently, Fergie Ferg had a problem with all the horrible things Perez has blogged about her and confronted him about about it. Later, her bandmate Will.i.am confronted Perez, which led to this:

At Cobra, Will.i.am once again got into an argument with Perez, this time with the two men getting in each other’s faces. When the situation escalated to its breaking point, Perez antagonized Will by calling him “gay” and a “faggot,” something Hilton admitted doing in his video statement addressing the issue. Will.i.am also confirmed this in his own video statement on DipDive: “This dude twists it and says I assaulted him when I was the one who came to him with respect and he was the one who called me a ‘faggot’ outside the club.”

Here’s where the stories blur: At roughly 3:45 a.m. EST, Hilton Twittered, “I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke.” Hilton made several more pleas to his Twitter followers to call the police and send them to the Soho Metropolitan hotel, where both Hilton and the BEP were staying. (Interestingly, the hotel told the National Press they were receiving phone calls from as far as China and India after Perez’s Tweet at 3:45 a.m.) Will.i.am, on his own Twitter, simply said, “Perez Hilton is a liar…” In his video following the incident, Will.i.am told fans, “Instead of calling the police, you [Perez] Twitted that I assaulted you… sounds like somebody wants mad attention and is not really concerned with his health… I didn’t hit you. Shame on you, shame your behavior.” Somehow, even Tila Tequila’s Twitter became involved as a sideline reporter of sorts, with the MTV star Tweeting, “Unless Perez is drunk N someone knocked him out N he thinks it was a Will.I.Am look-a-like. But Will has no idea what Perez is talkin about.”

Source: Rolling Stone

So now, Perez is crying like a little girl about the fact that people are laughing at him and telling him how much he deserved it.

“I like writing about other people’s drama. I don’t want drama in my own life.”

Hello pot, meet kettle. He’s been peddling this trash for years and talking smack and verbally assaulting people and now he got the shit smacked out of him and he’s crying to the masses about how mean people are and blah blah blah. In the video tirade I’ve linked to below, he goes from victim to smack…victim to smack…victim to smack. He just can’t keep his stupid mouth shut. He clearly hasn’t learned a lesson from this.

And what is the lesson, boys and girls? It’s…IF YOU TALK SHIT, YOU BETTER BE ABLE TO BACK IT UP, BECAUSE SOMEONE MAY BEAT YOUR FACE IN FOR THE THINGS YOU SAY! This is no different from those stupid little punks you see on television, running their mouths and acting big and bad, until someone comes over and cleans their clock. Or those girls in school who gossiped about this person and that one and then gossiped about the wrong one and had their ass beat and their earrings ripped out of their ears and handfuls of hair pulled out of their head. Or the stupid jerks at ballgames who scream and yell and make complete jackasses out of themselves until someone goes over and punches them in the nose to shut them up. Violent? Maybe. Deserving? You betcha. It’s a life learning experience. You take this ass beating and you move on. You learn from it. You look at yourself and say, “What did I do to deserve this?” and you not do it again. It’s really not that hard.

And before anyone says it, no this is not a free speech issue. Perez is clearly free to say whatever it is that he wants to or blog about whatever he wants, just as I am. This isn’t about free speech, this is about running your mouth one too many times and having it come back to you in another form.

My advice to Perez? Man up for the first time in your miserable, sad little life. Stop running your mouth. I don’t think you got half the ass beating you deserved for all the horrible, mean things you’ve said. This is what happens in the real world when you run your mouth. Out here you’d better have the ass to back up that mouth. You obviously didn’t have the ass. And while I don’t believe that hitting someone is always the answer, I fully believe that you got what was coming to you. Get over it and take it like a man. And stop whining because people like me are telling you that you deserve it. Throw a steak on that bad boy and move on. After all the horrible things you say about other people, you need to recognize. Karma’s a bitch, bitch.

This has been a most excellent Monday. :)

Perez Hilton’s LOL-worthy Video: http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=364783 (Warning: lots of crying and self-righteous bullshit)

Will.i.am’s Video: http://dipdive.com/member/iamwill/tv/#/~/videoplayer/0/undefined/48856/~/

P.S. I cannot believe that I wasted five minutes giving Perez more press. Whatever. He’s a publicity whore. He’ll love it.